now entering the land of the $?@! knock-knock joke

(me & gabri)
knock-knock.
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
don't cry it's just a joke!
(insert hysterical laughter)

knock-knock.
who's there?
gorilla.
gorilla who?
gorilla's sitting on your head!
(more hysterical laughter)

knock-knock.
who's there?
um, pillow.
pillow who?
um, pillow table!
(lauuuuughing!!!)

knock-knock.
who's there?
boo hoo.
boo hoo who?
boo hoo with a flower in her panties.
(haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...literal tears coming out of her little eyes because she is laughing so hard)


(gabri & elli)
g: knock-knock.
e: hysterical laughter
g: no! say "who's there?"
knock-knock.
e: who? (plus hysterical laughter)
g: NO! say "who's there", it's not funny yet.
knock-knock.
e: bana! (banana)
g: NO!!!! mooooo-oooooooooommmmm! elli's not playing right!!!! this is the worst day of my life (runs to her room and slams the door).

(now elli & me)
e: yok yok
me: who's there
e: nonni who
(laughter)

e: yok yok
me: who's there?
e: mommy who? (and then does her stevie wonder impersonation while laughing hysterically)

e: yok yok
me: daddy who?
e: noooooooooooooooooooooo (and throws herself on the floor in a rabid fit)